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Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned
No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats
When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair
If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato
You can’t trust dogs to watch your food
Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair
Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk
Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts
The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap
Great Truths That Adults Have Learned
Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree
Wrinkles don’t hurt
Families are like fudge…mostly sweet, with a few nuts
Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground
Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy
Great Truths About Growing Old
Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get
When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there
You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster
It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician
Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone
Enabling Teens 101
Eating Disorders
Family Day
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Help! My Child Isn't Popular...
Listen to Children
Livingston Parents Support Group
My Toolbox of Character
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Raising Children with Emotional Intelligence
Safe Homes
Spirituality & Setting Limits
Staying Connected to Your Teen
Stop Bullying
Stress Busters
Ten Benefits of Frequent Family Dinners
The Grandparent / Grandchild Bond
Twelve Myths About Raising Self-Reliant Children
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